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Me, to Dave, one million hours of each day. 

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girlsgetbusyzine:

dashuri96:

http://www.inglotcosmetics.com/nails/products/141

this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word. 

“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)

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goddeer:

DO WE ALL FORGET THAT HUMPTEY DUMPTEY WAS PUSHED LIKE WHO PUSHED HIM WHY WAS HE PUSHED DID THEY CATCH THE PERSON WHO TRIED TO COMMIT EGG MURDER WHY ARENT WE ASKING THESE QUESTIONS 

I THINK YOU’RE FORGETTING THAT IT SAYS NO WHERE IN THE RHYME THAT HUMPTY IS AN EGG….

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jasonpinero replied to your post: Give us ass pics

Is there really a nice way to ask for that?

Yes, by saying ‘please’. OR actually asking/not demanding. 

Anonymous asked: Give us ass pics

You could at least ask nicely.

Anonymous asked: give us life tips

What… kind?

sigilschakramsandslingshots:

hyenadon:

Okay guys!!!

People who live in chicago, particularly the north side, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR MY POOCH

Isis is around a year old. She is a Red Lab. Isis is extremely shy and will probably bolt if you come near her, but if she get’s cornered she’ll sit down and avoid your eye and not do anything. 

Isis is vaccinated, microchipped, and does not bite. She was last seen yesterday (4/16/13) at around 2:00PM, In the Jefferson Park neighborhood.

If you see her or catch her, please call or text me at (773) 551-5173 (yes I am giving my phone number out to the internet yest this is an emergency)

So. Please keep an eye out for my pooch. She’s scared of thunderstorms and rain and practically everything, so i’m worried for the girlie.

Fellow Chicagoans, signal boost! I’ll be sure to keep a lookout myself

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holdingthismoment:

Our fans are awesome! They bring us Jameson and last night they brought us beer.

That one time at Chance’s party when I was already wasted and someone left out a bottle of Jameson.

“Who left this Jameson here for me? How’d they know it’s my favorite?”

‘It’s your’s now.’

*chugs half the bottle*

I’m an alcoholic, everyone. Let’s party.

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

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