"He was tweeting me some weird stuff last week and he said he was[wasted], but this is out of control, he must be doing blow or something"
— Sam
2 hours agoCraig, Age 9 and Ricky, Age 10… they’re going places.
(Source: devoureth, via envyonthetoastcrossedoutcoast)
12 hours ago
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is:
Anonymous asked: Favorite burrito?
I don’t have a favorite burrito. But if I did, it would have guacamole and spicy salsa in it.
Note: not just those two things.
Although, I would eat it anyway.
1 day ago