Anonymous asked: do you like black dick? cuz if you do let me plant my black seed in you. im on a quest to get 2 million white girls pregnant before i turn 21 next year

I don’t give a fuck about what color your dick is. But if you try to impregnate me with it, it’s getting bitten off and shoved down your throat. 

This is also the funniest ask I’ve ever received.