I'm Molly Cowan

This alcohol was a placebo. (Taken with instagram)

Mon, 28 May 2012 13:07:04 -0400

This alcohol was a placebo. (Taken with instagram)

Probably time for me to sleep

Sun, 27 May 2012 05:27:31 -0400

Considering I have to be up in 6 hours.

Wedding time, y’all.

cry
eat
dance

That’s what will be happening today.

baby, those forearms.

Sun, 27 May 2012 05:06:27 -0400

baby, those forearms.

whattup lemme holler at you

Sun, 27 May 2012 05:05:06 -0400

whattup lemme holler at you

devintbwb started following you Welcome to my Sex Dungeon, Devin.

Sun, 27 May 2012 04:35:02 -0400

devintbwb started following you

Welcome to my Sex Dungeon, Devin.

cosmo tip #252

Sat, 26 May 2012 14:43:08 -0400

expertcosmotips:

why have 1 peen in your ass when you can have 5

Had a dope time last night

Sat, 26 May 2012 14:26:56 -0400

Danced for almost 5 hours straight, hung out with my friends, and kissed one of my really good looking friends.

Today my legs hurt so badly.

Don’t want to stand for 8 hours tonight.

Time to go get weird (Taken with instagram)

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:35:07 -0400

Time to go get weird (Taken with instagram)

Trimmed my bangs and I’m having an awesome hair day. It...

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:34:21 -0400

Trimmed my bangs and I’m having an awesome hair day. It needs to be #NoScrubs time so I can see my friends. (Taken with instagram)

You guys, this dress. I’m going to look so good at this...

Fri, 25 May 2012 18:10:26 -0400

You guys, this dress. I’m going to look so good at this wedding. Holler at me, groomsmen. (Taken with instagram)

I've seen your tits on IAU before.

Fri, 25 May 2012 12:54:54 -0400

Join the thousands of others who did, anon. Do you think that makes you special?! Because it doesn’t!
Sorry, I snapped.
I’m just bitter because I’m washed up, old news.
Oh wait, no I’m not.

Dope convo with @mbongat and this drank to get me through the...

Fri, 25 May 2012 07:05:54 -0400

Dope convo with @mbongat and this drank to get me through the day (Taken with instagram)

adding salt to the wound

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:14:44 -0400

Hurts so good, boo boo

too bad the website is down, i dont get to see how awesome you look

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:07:20 -0400

I looked pretty dope. You missed out, anon.

sounds kinky. good job.

Fri, 25 May 2012 05:55:18 -0400

Thank you. I’m all about the kink.

did you kill that dude that posted you in iau?

Fri, 25 May 2012 05:52:52 -0400

Best anon ask ever.

I actually had sex with him, then ripped his head off and ate his body.

Come at me, sleep. You’ll never take me alive!

Fri, 25 May 2012 03:40:24 -0400

Come at me, sleep. You’ll never take me alive!

Justin Beiber could probably get it

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:55:55 -0400

My youngest brother decided to draw on our ottoman. #leg (Taken...

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:36:19 -0400

My youngest brother decided to draw on our ottoman. #leg (Taken with instagram)

This mothafuckin dream I had last night.

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:57:38 -0400

I was at some Warped Tour pre-party with @Joshuaswaney, @Sam_Ash, and @Devonlynn.

There was a house and a pool. The pool was probably the size of 5 Six Flags wave pools.

Sam and Devon were helping my co-worker fill up giant water bottles and water balloons… with apple juice. Jac Vanek had organized that shit. I came over to help for a little while but got overheated so I got into the pool with Josh. LO AND BEHOLD. Clay fucking Matthews was in the pool, and kept throwing beach balls at me. Even in my dream I was swooning so hard.

There was even dialogue for once in my dream.

‘Josh. Do you see. What is happening.’

“Yes, Molly. Clay Matthews is throwing his balls at you.”

‘HE KNOWS I EXIST.’

and then Clay Matthews came over to retrieve his beach ball and said, “See you at next years!”

After he left Josh turned to me and said “He’s not going to remember you.”

‘BUT IF HE DOES.’

And then it became night and I went inside with Devon and Sam. Anthony Green was there and kept talking to Sam, Devon, and I as if we were long-time friends. He even knew our names before we introduced ourselves. On stage he kept giving us shout-outs.

If only.

I left by myself the next day and was at a restaurant with my dad. And the A Hero’s Fate boys walked in and flipped their shit. The last 10 minutes of my dream was me just holding each of them.